- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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