i keep getting thumbs down...

squash squash who squash my ass

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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