Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Where are you going Your house

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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