- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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