yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Where are you going Your house

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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