- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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