Guess what. Chicken butt.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Your mom.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why? Why Not?

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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