Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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