How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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