A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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