Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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