Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A man buys a prius

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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