- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Urban ghettos

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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