Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Boob

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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i hate black people

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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are you gay does your mom know

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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