- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

A man makes a sandwich.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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