If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Im cute hehehee

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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