- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Dance is a sport

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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