- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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