- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Rebecca Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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