Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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