- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

this is not a drill.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Mitt Romney

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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