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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

what's funny about war? nothing!

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the dog die? He was old

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

what's funny about war? nothing!

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the dog die? He was old

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A dog was barking at a tree

Punching a baby

I? Everett

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

God. God.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Bark I'm a tree

have safe sex

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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