- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

why are balck people black because they are

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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