Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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How long is a china man?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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