How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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