- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

The Big Band Theory

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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