- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

whats 2+2? 4

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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