Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

where is the world?

A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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