- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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