- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Vaginal secretions

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's two plus two? Window

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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