Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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