- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

YES! EXACTLY!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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