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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

did you stub your toe?

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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