- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

why was the man sad? his wife died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Your mom.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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