pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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yolo your orange looks orange

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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