Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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2 Penises

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Anti Joke

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