Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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