Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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