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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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