What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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pee

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Your mother is so fat.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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