- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

gay people

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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