- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

A: Do you like it B: No

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

I dont have a girlfriend

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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