I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

save me from the nothing ive become

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Your text.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

The queen having a shit

Jacob Edwards has friends.

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