- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A dyslexic blind man

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