Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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I drive a 'rarri

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hello anomonous

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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