- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Anyone can post anything.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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