You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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woman's rights

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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