- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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