- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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