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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Nickleback.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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