What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What can hitler cook well Steak

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Woman's Rights

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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