What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Me Neither.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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