- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Choir.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

U mad?

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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