What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Not a joke.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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You just read this ..

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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