- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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