What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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wommmoaooammaaa

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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eden stop

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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