Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Women's Rights.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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