- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

No because your face is really f***** up.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Do you like apples? Yes

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

have safe sex

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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