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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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