- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Cancer.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

i read the terms of service when i posted this

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The truth is he loves her!!

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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