What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Koalas mum is a slut

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

arena football

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

women's rights, lol

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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