- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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