Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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