- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Arrow in the Knee!

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

I grunt when I poop.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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