- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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david weres the slug gone

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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